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Donkey Dong Doug?

It’s pedos all the way down

That “depends” on whose orgy you’re talking about.

He can only pardon federal crimes

Costco recently got a new CEO. The company had been pushing scummy tactics ever since.

Taurus.
You will never find true happiness.
What you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you’ll wake up.
Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep.

I get whiffs of it walking downtown in a non-legal state.

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I have no main story. Just a series of pointless side quests.

He wasn’t a rock?!??

In reality it is probably just a guy whose wife’s cancer treatment was denied.

Not to be confused with “shit”

It’s a fun notion but incorrect - https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Black_Friday

Later, PR efforts purposely invented the incorrect, more positive “etymology” (which is a very popular urban legend and false etymology that was even in Wiktionary from 2008 to 2015) that the name was given because this day is supposedly the first day of the year on which retailers typically posted profits (‘in the black’) rather than losses (‘in the red’).[1]

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The workers are stuck there until their shift is over either way. They also don’t get paid more or less if you pay full price or not.

Perhaps the most merciful thing to do is to not eat at McDonald’s at all?

Definitely not theft by any meaningful definition

It’s funny because he’s never getting to Mars

Okay. Now it’s starting to make sense.