Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

Edit: sorry, not sub, federation or branch or whatever. Sorry, I’m still deprogramming myself from the reddxodus

Ya almost got me dawg

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.

Plutonium doesn’t occur that much in nature? you fool, there’s a whole dwarf planet made of it at the edge of our solar system

Is that Simon Templeman!?

Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Incest Myres

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Go back into shower, resume task

Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

LET! HIM! FUCK!

Took the L on this one

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights

It’s the same combination on my luggage!