I’m guessing you don’t have a vagina to be concerned about?

lol Texas. How’s that working out for ya 🤪

Nature finds a way

Uplifting and false hope are very different.

Cancelled in January

I do love the oatmeal, but everything he does now is just for money. He’s probably just got a team of writers at this point.

The only people I know who believe in astrology aren’t gen-z

Or care about those problems.

Everyone is stupid

If this isn’t a staged photo, it would appear that the ceiling fell onto a conference table, and this is an attempt at humor.

Cut them an inch shorter than yours, and bend the nails over so they can’t be removed.

cough /s cough

We don’t deserve to leave this planet

Fuck that shit. Let those dickheads get their faces eaten off.

Fuck, I have adhd. That’s my song :(

Imagine putting your company’s source code on GitHub, lmfao.

🔥

Redbull with sushi…

You got a better idea for Elon? Enlighten me.

I’d like to make an observation that the rich and abusive would love you to think that murdering their murdering asses is somehow morally wrong.

So, let the law do it? The law controlled by the republicans? Hi there, trump voter.