There are no rules!!!

What fucking cheapskates.

Do they make their players turn out their pockets after each game in case they picked up some loose change off the ground too? Lol

What if they’re dildo shaped guns? Would Texas ever dare to ban those?

And Hitler kinda had an impact on the world. You trying to deny that?

Time’s Person of the Year is about impact on society. It’s not the Nobel Peace Prize.

That’s like a fish that wants to attend swimming lessons

Of course, because in the USA, insurance companies think they understand medicine better than doctors.

Easy, because over here it’s already dark at 4pm.

Somehow, Kamala returned

I kinda like the way it looks too. Not 100% but maybe 80%. But I generally like the look of the 80s style retro futuristic, highly angular vehicles like the DeLorean, Lamborghini Countach, and the Hyundai N74.

I don’t want the cybertruck simply because I don’t want a huge ass truck and the build quality, but if they had made a Ford Maverick sized one without the quality issues I’d be seriously considering it.

2 months after thruster issues: check engine light finally comes on

It is the Texas of Canada… And sometimes they forget they aren’t actually Texas

Time for the Cocaine Shark movie

Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

The joke is that folding a fitted sheet is hard.

“pourable” is used to describe wine about as often as “theoretically non-toxic”

Stainless? Us REAL chumps are using rusty screws salvaged from the junkyard!

What if they just had an entire zoo where every animal was just a dog with dyed fur