The bean war will be bloody.

Born in the USA needs to be played extra loudly on Donny’s birthday now.

Mr president Air Force one has hit the McDonald’s we are at war.

There eating the dogs, there eating the cats, there eating the pets of the people who live there. 🫲🍊🫱

You can forever change the mindset of a anarchist with this simple trick!

The virgin Mary isn’t gonna be a virgin forever with that kinda talk.

All you had to say was “TikTok trend” and I’m checked out.

I think I’m watching the wrong tiger king episode…

Trump could say that he needs to shit in there mouths to own the libs, and his supporters would happily open their mouths.

I’m sure it did they just didn’t have social media and cell phones to document the fall in 4k.

We push this button and all the missiles are attracted to the plane.

When I’m done playing gta online I always make sure to have my character pick up a hooker *dont kill her. And then go to sleep so at least one of us can have a good evening.

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What is the gay agenda on the ongoing low quality of chocolate in American candy bars?

People are not getting vaccinated because of one simple reason, they are fucking idiots!

It’s a trap!

Yes hello dog. Is it caterday yet?

Nope but the smart ones use google translate…

It’s ok Donny I bend the knee for a good Chinese buffet.

Why are the robots making art? Why are the humans packing the boxes?…