What made you unable to look in a different direction?

Is that mildly infuriating or just mildly amusing?

I don’t know, the MW defines unstop as “free from obstruction” or “remove a stopper”. You could say that the “stop” text functions as an obstruction or stopper, which you can remove in order to receive texts again.

They should just make a captcha that asks how many 'r’s in ‘strawberry’.

You can pretreat flour to make it safe but obviously the question is, did the cookie maker bothered. And raw eggs can be a concern, apparently 1 in 20,000 eggs contains salmonella (inside, not on the shell).

Lying. They reposted from a Reddit post that shows an eight dollar Starbucks sandwich.