This also describes me.

Redo their own plumbing, twice. Once to change things and again to fix the problem they caused.

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

Daughter, I think?

Uday, Qusay and Hatsune.

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This myth is probably prevalent because corporations have spent the last 40 years squeezing every cheat and every advantage they can out of the system — to the point where anything that even smells like a “good gesture” is rightfully met with suspicion and contempt from the people they’ve been so blissfully exploring.

It’s a marketing thing. Stuff like this creates the illusion that they’re good corporate citizens.

Of course, they could donate a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of their own profits and make a much bigger impact, but that would set a bad precedent! Giving away your money is only for the working class!

Wait, you guys are getting President’s Day off work??