Why do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.

If you have to point to one single problem it’s shareholders, Dodge vs Ford (1916) established shareholder supremacy, so the point of any company isn’t to produce widgets or employ people or pay the CEO, it’s to produce value for the shareholders, end of story. All things serve this master purpose.

I worked at a privately held $1b manufacturing company recently, they were doing record profits, cut employee bonuses based on some bullshit metric we “failed to hit,” all the money was just pouring into the owning family’s pockets. Their private helicopter trips were the purpose of our labor. Their shopping excursions to Europe. Sadly, this is a highly politically active family in conservative politics, funding the Heritage foundation over decades.

In that Super 8s probably rarely see cats who enjoy urinating on electrical equipment (although I’m sure that’s happened nonzero number of times), it’s probably a ton of condensed meth. When it’s in secondhand form, exhaled or wasted, it’s hydroscopic and instantly mixes with the room humidity, which is then processed by the A/C coils, where it accumulates.

Possibly the room was actually used to manufacture meth. I mean, I used to manage REO properties on Bremerton, and I definitely cleaned up the remains of a few meth labs.

But maybe Mr Fluffy did go to urinetown on it, who knows. Bremerton.

“No one listen to what I’m about to say, but eating roadkill possum cures chlamydia.”

Drink a bottle of pepto at night and it erases the damage pretty well. You’ll shit black tho.

+1 learning to parent yourself

I’ve been on the internet for like 30 years now, this isn’t even in my top 10. Honestly I feel more at home with colorful folks anyway so, shrug.

Thank you, now try telling this to my debt collectors

I kind of thought so but I don’t remember it being awesome yet. My workflows back then were still built around a lot of hand work that is now automated entirely, like sky replacement.

Up until they started adding AI features it’s pretty similar. I’m ambivalent about those features. They’re handy as hell, but the SaaS model eats dead donkey asshole, and they’re tied together. I always find a client who will just pay for my CS subscription for me, so it’s not really like I’ve suffered much, but what a stupid fucking tax just to get CA-delete.

I have a friend who’s losing the battle with cancer right now and I didn’t really appreciate how bad it would be. Both the cancer itself, and having this much forewarning. I would rather it be quick and surprise. For my sake lol screw everyone else

But you only get like <1/2lb of jerky from 1lb of meat

Microplastics are bad, now macroplastics are bad, I feel like you’re just very anti-plastic at this point and hard to please.

Only generic Chinese dolls to punish Mattel for their insolence

Which is why proper survey design never allows for this.

artificial sweeteners have entered the chat

Way less than that. They put demo cartridges that are like 1/8 normal capacity, so you get a few pages and then gotta cough up.

I’m thinking the tipping point has been reached, the pendulum is now moving away from conservatism, and we’ll see little upsets like this as rural states begin to shift back. Missouri is facing a hell of a medicaid cut which they can’t afford, that may ripple for a while.

Unfortunately they have short memory spans but eventually they’ll flip for a generation, like the New Deal era. People will just give up on MAGA and go the other way.

That would be the um, joke

No NDA on earth prohibits giving a vague idea of what the duties and industry were. You may not be able to say the specific projects you worked on, or maybe even the name of the employer under extreme circumstances, but that would be like MI5 level rare, and those folks aren’t out applying for the jobs you are.

The real trick is having an LLC so you can just point to that and say you were consulting or self-employed during that time. Or have a friend with one.