“You legally have to tell me you’re a Grinch if I ask you”

AGAB

I mean, it’s almost the entire service and retail economy. Shout out to the driver of the truck that did the delivery to the supermarket of the turkey you’ll poop out the next day. We owe everything to everyone.

Merry Christmas and may your next poop be a blessed one.

Ladies and gentlemen, the evergreen Christopher Julius Rock: https://youtu.be/fzzqayKwWeY

Zombie Jesus will surely forgive us

“fanfic” absolutely sent me. That’s exactly what it is. Stealing!

“Take this and eat it” works in either context.

Same. Shatner’s reaction on the day and what he wrote later have never left me, but I doubt Bezos remembers a word of it.

Remember when Reagan…

Jesus wept

You’re far from the only one. Hang in there.

As you wish, you piece of shit.

KEVIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!