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Or make a FS module that can redirect requests from usr to ussr, and every time it does a redirect it creates a log entry so you troubleshoot and fix the source of the problem.

Then have a cron job that sends the logs daily to both Santa and Putin

or we lose trust

Huh, first time?

I heard France has laws that require supermarkets to donate food that barely over expiration date.

It’s ridiculous that within 24h food goes from totally safe to totally unsafe.

What do you mean, isn’t guns like play things for everyone starting age 3?

Now chicken has ribs? Did they grow up in 3 mile Island?

Bases? Is that in binary?

Yep

Oh very well articulated, I’m saving this video for people willing to listen

Up voted

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Eh look up the French, it would be more likely 😂

That would be so cute. It would be self sufficient too right? Or else can you imagine the amount of access licenses they would need to hand out for all the cleaning, cooking and butlering going on?

Btw would they shop for clothes inside or outside? Silly me, obviously inside. Print more licenses.

Oh that’s what it is? We call it chicken wrap. Still selling.

Yeah, everyone here saying that they’re basically buying happiness is making me go crazy

So materialistic

If I ask my son in January what did he get for Christmas he’ll have to think hard

You’re saying happiness and expensive gifts need to go together… Dude you can make your kids happy by doing things with them you know??

Got you fam

Step 1 put liquid in mouth

Step 2 spit liquid fast

Go to step 1

Venture capitalists will be knocking on your door for you to lead a new start up

Or we can nuke the countries that send arms to Israel and in a day they’ll tone down their crazy.

Uuhh. Ooh HHH

I can’t say you’re right so I’ll nitpick ok? That was op not the Twitter poster