Oder auf den des niederländischen Gegenübers.

Gude

The difference between Dutch and German is inversely proportional to the speakers’ blood alcohol content.

Lokus? Ihgitt.

mmmmmh stagnant brewery swamp water full of microorganism excrements

runs away from imminent artillery strike

Why run? This won’t hurt a bit. Please stand still and smile.

Water tastes best after it has flowed through a brewery. Change my mind.

Internetz

Zwischennetz bitte, wir sind doch keine Barbaren.

Shitposters of all nations unite!

Why would anyone buy toilet paper that already has shit stains on it?

It’s just as in justice. Trust me bro.

Oh carp.

If there only was a way of throwing something fancy and expensive that explodes and defeats the radar via electronic effects at it from very far away.

Oh wait, there is. Just nuke the ionosphere somewhere above the vicinity of the radar and have the resulting EMP take it out.

Is that marmalade or jam?

The Battle of the Beams is a highly interesting and often overlooked detail of WW2.

Instructions unclear, engaged high range while in reverse.

Only 26 speeds? That’s pathetic. 32 speed transmissions are easily possible, do exist, and are less complicated to use than you might think, and the Morse shifter suggests.

A Standard heavy truck 16 speed transmission, combined with an off-road reduction in the transfer case, as very common in all wheel drives, will do the trick. This will additionally give you at very least 4 speeds in reverse. (Technically, at least 8 reverse speeds, but most transmissions have a lock-out that prevents reverse and high range from being engaged at the same time)

If you’re seeing a heavy 6x6 or 8x8 truck at a construction site, it very likely has this kind of transmission arrangement.

Pigs won’t have the slightest problem with doing so. For feeding someone to chickens, some preparation might be needed due to the chickens’ small size.