That sucks. Definitely push the last one. This happened to me one time in band camp

Unfortunately, in the USA, spending money usually means handing it over to the ultra wealth hoarders

Seems like completely consistent behavior, and it reflects accurately on them.

Not to worry, you’ll be a failure if you do

This is the way

⛵🏴‍☠️

Aye, Captain!

trust me

Ummm It seems like their standard verbage for statutory holidays

I don’t remember that

Thanks

Thanks.

I’ll take cheesy & cliché all day. Except “thoughts & prayers”. “Thoughts & prayers” is the cancer of cheesy & cliché. Fuck cancer.

My mom has always proudly proclaimed “I never once touched a cigarette”. She’s currently dying of lung cancer.

Interesting the various ways her body is trying to kill itself on her journey. Absolutely brutal, and she’s really only just beginning the end.

2/10. Would not recommend, but ya gotta die somehow.

“How come you taste so good?”

And I did

He’s thinking.

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Man… I open lemmie and this is on top.

Le sigh, it’s all downscroll from here

this human form is limiting

Jesus your life is soft. Boo fucking hoo.

Fence is there. Yay. Thanks, neighbor, for fixing it.