TrueOffMyChest: I lost my Tamagotchi two decades ago and this is the first time I’ve ever told anyone about it 😭

I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

I do bite my thumb, sir.

I thought he was trying to reinstate a pre-Covid ban and it has exceptions for wearing masks for medical reasons?

They could just self identify as attack helicopters. Republicans have already been doing this for years.

Homeless people starve to death everyday.

I really wish SW ran on Linux. That would get me to switch over entirely.

Or the less destructive, “Press Alt+F4 to triforce.”

I would become a train driver myself. Same track but a better view.

This year, vote for the ultimate evil for a change.

Oof…can we get separate checks?

Better yet, play your phone audio through your 8-track system!

I don’t know about you but I think that Hitler fellow sounds like a bad egg.

Skibidi.

Might work with pork chops.

That’s downright horrifying.

Play it again!

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This is one of the crazy parts of the Fediverse that I don’t understand yet.

I am aware of Kbin and was under the impression that it was very popular. I haven’t been there but how would I know when an instance disappears or where would I be able to find out where it’s been picked up later on?

How does no one I work with understand this?