No, this is Patrick

Masticate the opulent

I assure you that video is real. I saw it on the Internet.

https://youtu.be/bJrqpR_7VSo

A drip in the ocean, but I’ll take it

I can’t updoot this enough. Fuck everyone’s fee ridden bullshit apps, websites, outsourced garbage services. I make almost everyone send me a paper bill or i just won’t pay.

No

We’d use the universal translator instead, but it just spouts crazy gibberish.

Almost the plot to Cloverfield paradox

Uncle Rukus

I support this sale.

Let them eat [the rich]

you wouldn’t download a car…

Shit’ll buff out

How to irreparably destroy the economy…

Going after all those Canadians, i assume? Couldn’t possibly be pretense for racist bullshit…

/s

I’m an equal opportunity rule enforcer. Throw them all in federal prison.

Lego Land?

It’s got what families crave.

Carolina Reaper Cheddar Angel de la Muerte