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I have astigmatism and I read “Christmas is so much prettier when you have Afghanistan”

Can’t you use squirty cream from can with a safety razor?

And? The saying was popular before Blinken’s speech btw.

If Russia stops fighting there would be no war. If Ukraine stops fighting there would be no Ukraine.

Yes I am a witness and I clearly recognize Benjamin Netanyahu as the sole perpetrator. Please @NYPD give me my 10k$ for the tip now

Deserved.

Lemmy devs are tankies, especially the main maintainer

Bin Laden hiding spot

Edit: Saddam Hussein

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Guys not gonna lie I feel scared. I am not even American. I’m scared for all of you

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Don’t show this meme to .ml users.

According to them Russia could invade Ukraine in 2014 but Ukraine shouldn’t have fired back because “what about the kids?!”

Yes.

During the AFPAC speech in which he praised Hitler, Fuentes said that the media had been comparing Vladimir Putin to Hitler “as if that wasn’t a good thing”.[96][53] Fuentes also asked the audience, “Can we get a round of applause for Russia?” which was followed by roaring applause and chants of “Putin! Putin!”[50]

He has described himself as the “straightest guy” and attempted to defend himself as an incel by claiming that “the only really straight heterosexual position is to be an asexual incel”, as “having sex with women is gay … What’s gayer than being like, ‘I need cuddles. I need kisses … I need to spend time with a woman.’”

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Maybe… The femoid also says she loves when I compile the Linux kernel

I had sex with a female yesterday.

/s

There’s a mistake. Putin is not so jacked. He is an old fluffy turd

Do you think I was serious lol

77+33=100 is an Internet joke

77+33 must be 100.

Proof: 7+3 = 10, so 77+33 = 100