After leaving them in my garage for a year.

If only they gave him their number.

I prefer The deteriorata.

Touch the staff.

I don’t wear ties.

Do I enjoy asking myself questions and then answering them? Yes.

Y’all are still using xorg?

I mitigate it by brushing my teeth in there.

If there are, they won’t be for very long.

3 wood…

Golf announcers have been calling ‘fairway woods’ ‘fairway metals’ for a while. But since most of them are largely made of carbon fiber these days, even that is misleading.

Isn’t wood a sort of carbon fiber composite? Can we go back to calling them woods again?

Well, it certainly isn’t made of sidewalk.

“Welcome. You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.”

What, the curtains?

He’ll do you up a treat, mate.

Gender: fish

Pelvis has left the building.

At least it’s not loss.

The Gulf of the Americas?

Maybe it should have corporate sponsorship like football stadiums.

He’s just stunned.