Alma Cogan was a popular singer who had died recently when this was written. So kind of a ‘too soon?’ thing.

'Sex is more fun than logic. One cannot prove this, but it ‘is’ in the same sense that Mount Everest ‘is’, or that Alma Cogan ‘isn’t’. Goodnight."

“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”

https://youtu.be/v8xc4wuDB8Q

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After leaving them in my garage for a year.

If only they gave him their number.

I prefer The deteriorata.

Touch the staff.

I don’t wear ties.

Do I enjoy asking myself questions and then answering them? Yes.

Y’all are still using xorg?

I mitigate it by brushing my teeth in there.

If there are, they won’t be for very long.

3 wood…

Golf announcers have been calling ‘fairway woods’ ‘fairway metals’ for a while. But since most of them are largely made of carbon fiber these days, even that is misleading.

Isn’t wood a sort of carbon fiber composite? Can we go back to calling them woods again?

Well, it certainly isn’t made of sidewalk.

“Welcome. You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.”

What, the curtains?

He’ll do you up a treat, mate.

Gender: fish