Even better: get a soda keg, fill with water and charge with CO2. Seltzer on tap!

That ain’t it otherwise his arms would be deformed as well. Looks like his waist was shopped up to me… Also removing his right thumb.

Did they both exclusively eat McDonald’s?

His asshole

He probably already plays with AI, and if you were to listen in, it’d be painfully embarrassing.

I agree, that does feel good… On the hole

I think they jpeg’ed it up.

This is what I do and it’s fantastic.

I don’t see her monkey in the picture, just saying.

Am teacher, this is absolutely true. The awkwardness is hilarious too me.

I did that to my old boss weekly. This guy was dense.

It’s really a flux as the bullets are moving. The ‘per second’ is implied.

I disagree. Trumpers are definitely worse.

I love you

Probably counting only the contiguous 48

I’m going to go ahead and say Rick and Morty isn’t a “children’s show” though.

That’s a fucking delicious 33 years.

I would say I would boycott Starbucks, but that would imply they have a product I desire.

I have a feeling I know where your username came from.

I forgot Moses was in Tron