“They are literally treating him like he is some sort of political fodder, like some sort of spectacle,” Agnifilo said. “He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest stage perp walk I’ve ever seen in my career, it was absolutely unnecessary. He’s been cooperative with law enforcement… There was no reason for the NYPD and everybody to have these big assault rifles.”

“It was perfectly choreographed, and what was the New York City Mayor doing at this press conference, your honor? That just made it utterly political,” she continued.

His lawyer seems to not be afraid to pull any punches, I like her.

No no you’re just reading my thoughts

Its a flesh eating virus that causes violent explosive diarrhoea in pregnant women during their birthdays. Or something.

I was 22. It just went on for 5 years. They’re both better generally happier now, but christ that was rough.

It took me a while to realise that wasn’t a badly drawn pikachu (ears are fangs, arms are ears)

wolf cola is hands down the best

Exactly. I haven’t logged in anywhere for 2 months and counting

“His technique is flawless…!”

oh that’s the vibe signal. Just take your eyes off the road, and try to match the ticking with a song on the radio. Once you find the right song, you’ll also find yourself in a new lane likely, and the vibe sign goes off

Tetris works well with others. Tetris is as Tetris does. Tetris is not a cartoon character. No really, Tetris isn’t. Tetris the man enjoys playing Tetris the game. Or maybe Tetris is a game all along and Tetris has played himself.

KDE (KayDee) if it’s a girl
GNOME (“G” or Noam) if it’s a boy

very relatable dialogue…

… let the kids be kids and just play some damn games with them. I’d actually be wary if I had you round for Christmas

Oh it’s just JavaScript…
(But baby its minified…)
I can still use the source maps…
(Girl you know the source maps are a lie…)

Her Spaghetti Nights are better than Linda’s Taco Tuesday’s

what’s a llama?

actually disappointed that poirot doesn’t have that font

Pure elistism. 0 1 and 2 were the original high digits created by imperialist powers that reigned supreme for thousands of years.

After the first number wars, 3-9 started to demand equal rights at the bargaining table.

In order to keep the hierarchy in place, 6 and 8 were empowered as class traitor pawns to subjugate the other lower digits. Hence their perceived elevated status.

Why did 6 hate 7? Because 6 and 8 86’d anyone who didn’t fall in line. No one even knows about digit [redacted] anymore.

christ that was way more scathing than I was expecting

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everyone else does

You know the point I’m making though: there are indeed precious resources that can’t be mined from asteroids. It is not inconceivable that there are organic compounds out there with unique properties that can’t simply be made in a lab (e.g. ancient wood properties compared to new forest) and exist in a state that is economical for easy extraction.