Hell, my father died and I was excited and happy as a clam, and he was just a normal dickhead.

For all we know, it was the guys kid who made several of the first memes about it!

“… It’s my dick in a box!”

I hate this meme and yes absolutely

You can set it up in Obtainium, works a treat.

Morbo will save this gif in his sack for future digestion!

This is great and all but what if I need 13? Or only 11?!

Pandering to the dozen-ists while ignoring those with more complex dick needs. Shame.

#MAGA1939 #LMFAOWTFBBQ #FREEDOMFORALLCOCKS

The orange tent is like the butt stuff version of a blue light special!

I’ve had poops that smelled bad enough to give perms to anyone in range. Does that count?

Several of my utility companies and bank sites do this still. It’s absurd and in the stranger places.

What pisses me off is seeing more and more “You need to upgrade your browser for this site!” when using Firefox.

Having to use a spoof header gets frustrating frequently too.

Doing the Lord’s work.

Never gonna get you up, never gonna bone you down…

… Stupid brother keeps picking up the phone.

Initially read “liquidated” as “liquefied” and somehow it was both a more beautiful and disgusting image.

He’s also more popular in Russia. Let them have him.

With any luck he’ll bitch about lack of McDonald’s and fall out a window.

This headline almost gives me hope that eventually someone could finally get through to all those poor MAGA.

Maybe some day medical science will accomplish that miracle…

A technically correct shit post, the best kind of shit post.

The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.

Facehuggers in the packages?

Can we get a predator franchise crossover that’s passover themed or such?

Well that’s just going to absolutely ruin the bartender’s day