Everything you need is within a mile? Please accept me as your roommate. It takes me 20 minutes just to drive to the store, then 20 minutes to get home. I want a city.

Sorry I got stuck on the wrong part of that fantasy ;) I would also like to go flying.

Yes… Something that’s actually difficult? I’m not sure what you’re asking.

Find what you want on Amazon, look at reviews, and then go to the actual website of the producer and buy it directly from them. It’s not hard, it just takes an extra step.

You’ll probably buy less junk, too.

It’s one of the reasons I like them: they’re so self-possessed. “Done now!” I mean, I don’t like getting scratched. But I respect it.

“Jim Body”

I’m an adult but I have a Very Hard Time ending conversations…

We need a post for everyone’s favorite spoon. There are clear winners in my drawer, too. One mystery spoon that I’d love someone to ID.

Participation forbidden if your utensils are a set.

What in holy hell is a salad spoon

Thank you so much! You have saved my inbox. It took me less than 1 minute to unsubscribe with your tip.

Do you like the time change, or do you want to stick to standard time?

Raw potatoes

Raisins be raisin people’s blood sugar too, though. Just look at one.

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Aren’t they potentially linked to the global decline in testosterone? Too late, I guess, but I’ll still avoid obvious sources.

They’re talking about Musk’s income…

Where did you get the sex/gender data? No one has ever polled me on Lemmy.

Er doesn’t botulism specifically develop in oxygen-free alkaline environments? Seems like it’s unlikely on a day old pizza left on the table…

Besides, I always leave pizza out for days before consuming it all. To be fair, this is mostly in the winter when the house is cooler. And I don’t eat meat.

I was going to ask about your home language, as dogs definitely do not “wa” in the US 😹 I love those differences.

Edit: Also, I think of German children’s stories as being very bloody: kids get maimed, and the world is generally dangerous. Is that still present at all, or am I out of date by 100+ years?

Edit 2: For anyone interested, https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/original-struwwelpeter-illustrations-childrens-moral-lesson-book

Hidden gem. Thanks!

Love it, and i very much doubt that was the hairstyle!