I love how all these shenanigans, losing my personal information, making go through dozens of hoops to “prove my identity” just to be allowed to install rice-paper walls to “secure” my personal information with a company THAT I NEVER EVEN AGREED TO SO BUSINESS WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE.

And there’s 3 of them. I applied for a credit card. Was all this nonsense hidden in the small print? F this.

The fastest way to find a lost item is to buy a replacement. As soon as you get the replacement home, the old one will reveal itself.
Recently confirmed this technique also works for items borrowed by others but not returned.

You can only click after watching 3 5 11 ads.

Wow! Hong Kong ships in potatoes all the way from France!? Anyone know why they’re not sourcing them from closer areas?

That’s why I have created the AI rubber duck. It replaces both the dev and the old, outdated traditional rubber duck. Save thousands per week!

Only $20,000 per month via subscription.

Yet still 100% wouldn’t date a “short” guy.

All those teachers over at the middle school ARE pretty elitist.

/s

The Saw anniversary DVD.

Uber Black is “Luxury rides with professional driver.”

“Professional” insinuates “paid”, so the other Uber drivers aren’t paid?

It’s likely you won’t find a rock this big when digging a basement, but as we can see here, it’s not something you can safely take for granite.

The new dabbing.

The Simpsons did it first.

I know this sounds made up, but it isn’t. I had to talk down a family member who accused Democrats of supporting “after birth abortions”. My response:

“No X, that’s called Infanticide. It’s illegal in all 50 states.”

Don’t know if he still believes it, but I encouraged him to look it up online and he later conceded.

Laugh it up now. When we’re 50, our holoshere is going to require us to submit to genetic modifications to get our next soylent nutrition paste to dispense. God only knows how we connect to a person young enough in 2040 to know if it’s even possible to bypass. That kind of stuff was laughed at the last time we tried.

I’ve read that McDonald’s is pushing kiosks so hard because on average people order more when they use them vs cashier or drive-thru.

Had McDonald’s chicken nuggets in Canada a while back. They were made of real chicken. I’m jealous that Canada gets real food.

I remember when politicians would deny receiving money from donors. Those “donations” were called bribes back when. Now they’re called “influence” and everyone does it.

It is essentially their way of making climate change denialism seem reasonable and open-minded. I think if somebody came up with a miracle device to magically reverse everything, they’d complain it’s too costly at any price.

Yup. When/if we do find a way to dial back global warming, billionaires will be screaming for us to not use it because they’ve already found ways to make money off of people dying.

Science is pushing electric cars for a reason. Clarkson’s an idiot.

Somebody a while back posted pictures of self-checkout kiosks asking for tips.