As a parent, this comic is very accurate

Change the entire system top to bottom to make sure everyone can thrive

Let’s domesticate squirrels then! Not sure how we’ll use them, but we can worry about it later.

It’s called domestication. In the Soviet Union a scientist domesticated foxes by selecting for “niceness”. It only took a couple of generations for the typical domestication signs to appear: longer childhood, friendlier face, smartness etc

Fotzenfritz

The EU will … oh wait, nevermind

You can trade or sell bulbs though

I have an apple tree in my yard. It needs to be pruned and thinned at appropriate times. Sometimes pest control is required, but that’s pretty much it. If done properly, it is a couple of hours of work per year max

Athens?

True

Still impressive. We have 2 kids and boy are they a lot of work

Sign me up for flying battle bots

This is for legal reasons mostly. They don’t think anyone reads this so they went for the most blunt and transparent language, which also gives them the most legal certainty. The banner is missing the reject all button though, which in Europe is seen as required by many of the privacy regulators.

My brother is balding and has full facial hair. I have a full head of hair, but can’t grow anything beyond an embarrassing teenage stache.

You’re overpaying, justices aren’t that pricey

I haven’t been to the Netherlands in a while either, but at Albert Heijn they had PB made from peanuts only, and I remember there being several brands that were like this. Miles better than in other parts of Europe.

Then you didn’t look hard enough. In the Netherlands there are plenty of high quality pb brands.

If this was a false flag, the shooter wouldn’t have aimed this close to the target. You can’t plan to hit someone’s ear from that distance.

With the things you named it sounds more like the secret service hoped to have Trump eliminated…

That’s the reason we stopped doing that

Germany: we sang the anthem about once a year if even.