Hmm, oh yeah? I’m sceptic. Then tell me, what rhymes with “rough”?

The irony would be even greater if they were kicking out birds who they accused of displacing the ancient Dinosaurs.

The wife chose marrying a psychopath. She’s no better. The kids will be somewhat better off being raised by only one piece of shit instead of two.

Oh god no! Please…tell me it’s not what I think it is…

Hey, it doesn’t all have to be work, work, work. Some fun is in order too.

But when the open source app becomes the best one, it becomes impossible to beat it. Look VLC for example.

I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.

WITH ANOTHER PERSON

Are you guys going to tell him?..

The problem is there aren’t 150,000 homes for 200,000 people. It’s probably the double but 100,000 of those homes are owned by people/companies who’d rather have them empty while the price rises. Basically using them as stocks instead of shelter for actual persons.

I feel the same about wanting to be bi. Double the fun!

I actually have a friend who felt the same way. For years he talked how one of those days he was going to get it on with a dude just to make sure he didn’t swing both ways. I couldn’t argue with his logic, how can we be sure if we never tried?

One day he put his money where his mouth was. Now he’s sure he’s not bi and no longer talks about it XD

They may never vote for Kamala but they might not vote for Trump.

The thing is, that insane answer didn’t put out any of his base. A bad answer to the actual question would.

The dogs and cats bulcrap did what it was supposed to do. It allowed him to avoid the question on why he refused the border bill proposed by Biden.

But then you won’t spend money on bad stuff! We can’t get your money before you realize it’s worthless! We can’t have that, think of the “economy”!

Yes, it’s true, she was a passer-by and Nichelle and Walter adlibed.

Crotch says Willie

Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da…I mean Williem Dafoe.

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Smaller toilet, duh.