There can be only two!

Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?

Father I cannot click the book.

Wo-men? Well, I’ve heard of men, but this sounds like a foreign language to me.

And a happy new year!

George Michael shouldn’t have given away his heart. He needed a heart to live.

Yes…ha ha ha…yes!

Instead of sending them money, I made a fake donation in their honor to The Human Fund, with its slogan “Money for People”.

I’m surprised Norbert and Dagett never did anything like this.

Cum they told me for rum a bum bum

You’ll chop your eye out, kid.

Cop realized he should’ve used rock instead. Nothing beats rock.

Grandpa is too busy tieing the onion to his belt because it was the style at the time.

The pretzels were making him thirsty.

Legit or not they should’ve gotten a real tag by now.

Joke’s on you, I don’t breathe.

That’s why we need a robot Santa.

I also extend that to the status of “gangster of love”

Bonus points if it’s Xavier.

2025 2026 2100 2525 3000 10000 ???

No swipe for you! Come back one year!