Everyone got “free stuff” from 0-18ish. Should your parents have itemized everything and given you a bill of $377,567 when you moved out? Started payment plans? The argument here is actually “I don’t want anyone but me getting free stuff and help”.

They are pay-to-win where I am, can be just you in your 2014 v10 expedition as long as you pay the $5.50 a mile toll.

Solve it like the French

Yes, yes, dumb American can’t tell his languages apart, I know. Insert foot in mouth.

Farfignewton!

Half the fediverse is German evidently. Besides, memes are supposed to be universal anyways, extended beyond language.

Still wish there was some “universal translator”, my German is ruuuuuuusty.

Now we just need these things in some beans

“Just tighten your belt bro. Just buy two dolls bro. It’s just a little bit of pain for the orange god-king bro.”