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“Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform neurotoxin to you?”

We are all Spartacus on this blessed day.

Man, now I want a GBA emulator for my phone so I can play those Pokémon games again.

hungry protogen noises

How many senators or house members do we need to lobby to stop this?

More importantly, how do I get into a position to even begin attempting to lobby them?

Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Rᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄᴀɴs ʜᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.

They’ll start claiming the bible forbids workers unions or something.

If you also factor in further accelerating userbase and revenue loss, us spending that money actually turns into a net loss for xitter.

I’ll gladly spend that money out of spite, just to see his website lose users to Mastodon even faster.

Fine, Oracle’s cloud it is then.

Swap the monkey out with a werewolf (or 14), and I’ll call him by whatever name he wants. UwU

Oh, definitely. I have an electric moka pot in the office, and the coffee it makes is miles better than that weird paper disk coffee machine the company bought.

That being said, it is less forgiving on poor roasts than a French press, but I’ve had good results with Cameron’s Hawaiian blend and Aerial Resupply’s MOAB robusta.

Time for some F12 fuckery to re-enable those buttons. Worst case scenario, there’s some extra serverside checks that make the page say no somewhere else.

I am so using this on my boyfriend tomorrow. I just need to put glasses on my avatar first.

To quote my parents whenever I was being disciplined for something immature, “Act your age, not your shoe size.”

The sponsor segments in GrayStillPlays’ videos are the only ones I remember, mostly because he ran the sponsor merch over with a lawnmower.