I think this meme is referring to when Apple ripped out 32bit support in macOS a few years ago. I couldn’t use Wine anymore to play old windows games on my Mac after that update for example.

What is Earth sitting on?

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Me at the end of Metroid Dread.

Was this one of those jump scare pranks?

Goliath is the bad guy in that story and it doesn’t end well for him.

Guys aren’t whipping their dicks around like pool noodles in men’s restrooms.

I’m about to board a 12 hour Amtrak ride from Boston to Richmond. It’s a miserable trip (I’ve done it once before) but for two people round trip it cost us $300 less than any flights we could find when we were looking for tickets a month ago.

spicy jellybeans

Captain Kirk: “What does God need with a penis?”

Initially I read this to the “diarrhea” song.

Ah, I was thinking of canned mac n cheese which I tried once and the several times I tried different canned soups containing cheese. It didn’t taste like cheese and it wasn’t tolerable for me. That said I have enjoyed canned queso dip.

Canned anything with cheese tastes revolting from my experience.

Has XLOOKUP made its way into the non-subscription version? I’ve found it a lot easier and flexible to use than VLOOKUP.

Well, if Alexa did call the police and they showed up, there’s a chance the police might just shoot you instead of the burglar in your own home anyway.

Technically only his mother was an immigrant, born in Scotland. His father was born in the US.