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There was a woman in her late 30s in one of my college classes back in 1999. She was a driver for UPS, and had nearly 20 years worth stock options. UPS went public that year, and her stock options were converted to Class A common stock. She decided to hang onto her shares. I found out a couple of years ago that she signed up for a DRIP (Dividend Reinvestment Plan), and will retire a millionaire.
Running the P - I grab a cart and hurtle myself around the perimeter of the store: bakery, produce, meats, and dairy (the home stretch!). If that changes, I’m screwed.
Wait, are you saying that reconciling my checking account while two unrelated trains of thought (accompanied by a random song) run through my head is not something that everyone deals with?\s
Only a decade? Noob.
…and that’s how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.
Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins
I love Facebook math.
Mine then sits there with the timer at 00:01 until I press the Stop/Reset button yet again, like some sort of animal.
Anything is better than the vile brew produced by a coffee pod machine.
That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”
Last time he left the White House they took anything that wasn’t nailed down.
Trump’s Library is vaporware. He made a lot of noise about how great it was going to be and “the best Presidential Library ever,” and grifted and conned and got donations. Still waiting for that first golden shovel to break ground.
a secret bellybutton supply
Aye, the Navel Reserve.
Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.
7·22 days agoHe’s the septic skeptic.
“Left over-and-under right and pull ends tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.