This is cool. I had no idea about most of these.

Storage data structures. Database tables are designed for fast read/write. Excel is designed for fast simultaneous parallel computation.

To get a sense of what this looks like, you can read more about their data structures; Databases typically store data in what’s called a “B Tree” and spreadsheets typically store as a format that can be easily converted into a “Directed Acyclic Graph” (although Excel lets you turn off the “acyclic” part if you allow circular references).

Although, with Excel specifically, there’s probably not much difference since it has some database functionality now.

Pink pony club gets stuck in my head all the time, especially since I first heard it as an AI cover in Plankton’s voice.

AI: https://youtu.be/PIE7UG12R-E

Real: https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18

ADHD memes apply to everyone sometimes, but you might have ADHD if they start to describe reasons why your life is going poorly rather than funny relatable behaviors that people do.

Ironic because this is the second time I’ve seen this image posted

Three decades, easily

There is only one set of facts.

There is only one ground truth, yes, but the set of facts that live in my head and the set of facts that live in yours will be different. This is called “theory of mind” and most humans develop it around age 4-8.

Good effort,

Thanks!

instead of educating yourself, get someone else to do it.

Work smarter, not harder

Instead of posting a nearly useless comment,

Cruel irony, using my own words against me

go get yourself an education

I did, but I’m not on the same wavelength as you, so I still have a ways to go :(

I’ll give you a head start

Thank God, I didn’t even know it was a race

it’s all in the algorithm.

Which one? I’m guessing quicksort.

How many? Turn off TV, unsubscribe from Hulu rows.

You mean they signed up for an app that actually works and generates a feed for you vs one that doesn’t do either of those things?

But the power tools are locked up and make noise. Bolt cutters are silent and not locked up in store.

I always leave my project in a state where it doesn’t compile or run (not commits, obvs) so I’m forced back into understanding exactly what I was doing when I left off to fix the error.

The issue for common people regarding tiktok is more along the lines of foreign adversaries obtaining personal information of the users or using it to spy on the government

What’s the difference between Facebook / Meta selling my data to whoever, vs. TikTok harvesting it themselves?

I don’t see how videos of capybaras falling asleep is influencing me to overthrow the US government

I’m going to respond as if you posted this in good faith.

How about you cite your claims and pull people out of potential filter bubbles?

When I search for stuff I don’t find information that leads me to the same conclusion as you. Clearly we’re operating on two different sets of facts.

So instead of posting the most nearly useless kind of comment possible, educate and enlighten.

If they had more than 2 people working at a time it wouldn’t be a big deal

I feel like teleportation gets you an ability that makes money just fine. Hell, just invulnerability makes you valuable for cleaning up nuclear accidents like Chernobyl and Fukushima.

Southwestern Bell Company

Lol my company’s entire development department will be gone.

People that “smoke 10x a day” usually take half a day to go through a single joint. Still a lot of weed but not at the level you’re thinking.

In a past career, I was a mechanical design engineer; I’ve probably spent 10,000 hours of my life in SolidWorks. Not once did I feel like a 3d mouse would speed me up or otherwise solve my problems. I trialed a spacepilot for several months and just couldn’t be arsed after awhile. What do others get out of them?