You’re dead at first point itself. Rest is just hopium.

I am NOT going to vote this election. Thank you very much!

/also not an American

Looks kinda sweet to me.

The tiny newspaper is littered with advertisements that you gotta block by wearing these specially glasses.

Or just install one of those distros and keep money for yourself?

Check Fedora Atomic. It’s pretty much an install and forget system (with auto upgrade enabled)

Using Fedora Atomic is like having a dedicated team of fedora engineers manage your system and you only have to mess with your desktop settings.