Half of all people are below the median.

Wario definitely would, for the reward, but Waluigi’s practically a blank slate. Poor guy’s never been given a personality.

Took an arow in the heel.

Yup, I saw an hour or so ago. Very odd to conveniently still have the weapon with him as well as a manifesto.

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Time to retire that term. Being “politically correct” in the US clearly means being a bigoted Christian white nationalist, judging by the most recent election.

Cops serve the ruling class. It’s why they’re trying so hard to find the CEO killer.

I always avoid buying from the cheapskates who only lowered the price by 1 gold.

WoW auction house.

Don’t remember. All I know is that the average time I’ve spent waiting for when doing self-check is shorter than the average time waiting when not.

Self-checkout has almost always been faster for me. No bullshit narrative, just actual experience.

“My condolences.”

This comment is not a guarantee of sympathy. Sympathy must be reviewed for necessity before determination of it can be established.

1/20/25: FBI Orders Americans to Use Unencrypted Messaging Apps

Smoke cloud from the fire.

THIS IS WRONG. Death hesitated. I MEAN…IT’S RIGHT TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT. BUT YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT HAVING. THERE’S NO POINT IN BEING HAPPY ABOUT HAVING NOTHING.

Prophetic scene from the movie.

(He actually said “people,” not “humans,” though.)

Because that’s how English is, you describe a thing before you say what it is. Doesn’t make much sense!