Imma be honest I expected a lot more porn here

Female humans

Kinda long way to say women

Judgemental cat.

Gonna milk Santa dry tomorrow

Dr Manhattan needs to take it down a notch. Although I guess he probably can see far off galaxies with the naked eye which would be very ancient light. On the other hand Dr Manhattan exists outside of time, as evidenced by his ability to… Wait, am I remembering this correctly? Was he banging his ex-girlfriend’s daughter while getting something out of the fridge in another room at the same time?

I think it’s yiff?

The light from the closest star (excluding the Sun) takes about four years to get here. Might be a bit stale but it’s not, like, the light of the ancients. It’s more like the light of the Jan. 6th insurrection.

Very clever since they give people with cancer Prednisone.

This is much nicer than the view of the bed. I hate those little prison / kitchen windows over the bed.

Plot twist: girlfriend is trans but in the closet so bedroom guy really is gay.

That’s a halo, not the sun. Because he’s a saint.

12/10 heckin good pupper piggy

Come on, Mona’s dodge is great. She turns into a puddle of water.

Who has single payer that covers teeth and vision? And when I say vision I mean good glasses, not shit lenses.

Zombie movie beginning

Get her a CEO and she’ll shoot it

Yeah, I wasn’t totally sincere about the unfortunately part.

Sauron made the orcs. Saruman made the hyper-orcs apparently.

You should grow some mint

No, he was also an opthalmologist. He had an older brother that was supposed to take over the family despot business but who unfortunately died in a car accident.

cough cishets