Yes, I definitely want to be chased by an armed cop for fun.

Why are they armed??

That sounds gay

DO NOT cross mayo streams!

guess what! caused by deforestation! who could’ve seen this coming??

-9 in kill -9 stands for 9mm

amogi

It has. Now learn HolyC.

sorry to say this but OP actually got it right

Just one more reason to pirate

Yeah actually, any non-spam email should always address you by name and that’s a rule. Many services also have this in their e-mail footers “This e-mail is for XXXXX” etc. because a typical mass sent garbage mail won’t know your name.

Google Currents is the Google strategy of “The Less Products I Have The Better”

James David Vance the Couch Penetrance

omg childless cat ladies are the greatest evil

Cocaine Shark

Beat your woman’s meat

It opens Google’s full privacy policy.

Fedate~

Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me.

Huh. Does this work… both ways?

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