Cool I’m so glad I got wildly overpriced soap dispensers on planes I’ll never board for the fucking huge chunk of cash our useless fucking government takes from me instead of healthcare, or roads that aren’t full of potholes, or properly functioning public transit, I love this country and my life

This hurts. I need to think about what I’m doing for a living.

Yeah it’s the Onion

That is bizarre lol

That’s fair lol. I can’t understand people who still use it.

Idk, I think my only favorite thing about the whole debacle is that almost literally everyone just ignored musk’s whole name change thing, and still call it twitter and tweets. Because everyone recognizes what a fucking stupid name X is lmfao.

Phone bad!!!

Ridiculous that they’d threaten banning you for reporting, y’know, completely off-topic posts with clear political agendas.

It’s mindblowing how much they’re creeping into the shitposting community.

People always tend to poo-poo sweet/savory combos until they try it. Chocolate covered bacon gets some grossed out looks until they’re eating it and realizing it’s the best thing ever.

Excuse me?

When can we get some of those EVs and stop pretending that Tesla is a legitimate automobile company?

Memes are so entertaining and funny on the memes community boy I love memes

Lmfaoooo the edit with a meme pandering to himself

Yeah but that’s such a fiddly process. I’ve sprayed pasta and sauce all over the table because my knife or fork slipped trying to do surgery on my food

Yeah I’ve never understood if they expect me to just eat the tail, or start playing with my pasta with my hands to pull them off. Certainly not gonna waste like half my shrimp by just cutting the meat where the tail starts.

Punctuation. Use it.

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Adapting the movie with prominent themes of rape and forced impregnation would be a bold move for pixar