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Wowzers, somebody got downvoted by the McDonalds fans

Avoid prion diseases, mulch the rich.

That was the dumbest thing about “Death Note”. Dipshit Light wasted his time on writing the names of people that were already being ground up by the criminal justice system. He was so cop-brained that he never could even imagine using this power on the guys who are above any justice whatsoever. If he made a list of the wealthiest labor-thieves and cruelest dictators, would anyone even bother going after him? If he post-dated it to all go off at once, there would be zero pattern for any detective to start from.

What else am I supposed to do with it after I microwave my tea?

He is also a detective in Amsterdam

Yes. If guns were banned, then people would resort to preparing their meals with some other weapon like a knife.

Our system is “capitalism”, not “workerism”. The owners of capital solely decide how the fruits of productivity are split, and wouldn’t you know it they decided that it should all go to themselves.

But at least you are entitled to the sweat of your brow. Until your boss finds a way to extract that, too.

Lightning and USB-C are both equally terrible headphone plugs.

I wouldn’t mind if they replaced TRRS with a better connector. I get that the jack is a large part and it’s difficult to seal against water ingress. The wiper contacts on it are also unreliable, and the plug doesn’t release well when your cord snags.

Multiplexing headphones with my one and only charging port is absolutely the worst possible answer.

(Did i forget to mention that I want it to be an open connector? One that any vendor can make without Apple’s permission?)

Kids can’t even read a sundial nowadays, smh

Fun fact: SFC is short for “Super FamiCom”, a tribute to the last piece of home consumer electronics ever made that just worked without having to fuss with it.

And then you dd the iso to a flash stick, boot it, start into the windows installer, and watch it shit itself because MS can’t even make an iso that just fucking works.

You might want to go through the trouble of extending that radiator loop all the way out through a window.

Seeing a mountain biker and an equestrianeer both go down so hard that they took an involuntary nappy makes me feel a lot better about not going outside. Yes, I should play more video games.

I’m so old that I remember when the Olympics was on more than one channel. If one channel had bad chatter, you would just bend the aerial and turn the dial to get something better.

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It’s not a real Zoom meeting without somebody doing zoomies

Hahaha the true joy of being an uncle!