Why not just randomly assign someone like it’s jury duty?

When I duckle the fair lady ghost I just get Marni Nixon

We need to go back. I was destined to die horiffically in a factory accident, not waste away at a desk.

Guess nobody’s a big fan of raccoons here.

https://youtu.be/dUJKlZog_DM

Here is a comprehensive list of everyone who asked:

orz

Who cares?

Children.

But would you fuck a Civic?

If I want to kill someone, I do not care about whatever consequences or effects it will have. That fucker is as good as dead.

“Have you used driver doctor to update your drivers? Do this first and tell us if problem is fixed.”

What have you done to my palace

Add more magnets.

So does !fuckablecars@lemm.ee

Big whoop I brick my toilet at least once a day 😎

I’m 31. I was born in 1993, left school and started college aged 18, in 2012.

Make a big show of making your tax records public

not having a cannibal colony