The tradition of gift giving at Yule predates capitalism and even Christ. So while it’s capitalist today, the tradition can be celebrated in a non capitalist way by giving your loved ones handmade spears and axes.

No, comics are the primary legitimate source of facts so I’m sure it’s true.

A smart businessman would make sure to tell them they need to leave anything pointy on the ground.

I am curious how you decide to make the leap from pianos to automobiles, though…

I did.

Well done, you are a better internet sleuth than me!

This post won the quote usage world championship of 2024 in Liberia.

Have you never met one of these self proclaimed “empaths” who are so busy telling you how you feel that they forget to actually listen to you telling them how you feel? I sure have met a few in my day.

Now you know why.

But according to the joke it still does represent two types: Binary and nonbinary. Which itself is a binary set of choices, albeit a different one.