PlayerUnknowns Battlegrounds: Battlegrounds

Thank you for making me laugh so hard at the word “piss” 😄

I’ve seen butter fly, I’ve seen a house fly, but I ain’t never seen an elephant fly

Aw, man, I don’t deserve the hate :( /s

Those are luxury bones!

Whoops I thought that was Veronica. I guess it has been too long since I played

Right? Also, isn’t she gay? I love Veronica too, but I don’t think she’d want to have my babies

They did have Rush Limbaugh crowing about smoking bans, but the lung cancer that eventually killed him makes it harder to take his advice

When I got LASIK I wasn’t allowed to wear contacts for a few weeks before the surgery. I bought the cheapest pair of glasses from Zenni. I had new glasses for $17 + $10 shipping.

If I had to do it again I would have my IPD measured by a proper optometrist first. I just guessed at it and got ones a little too small, so they had a kind of fisheye effect.

Still, for <$30 it was a great bargain

It’s the Swiss Army CHAINSAW!

Is it Dominic Turetto’s car from the first Fast and the Furious movie?

Not to mention, OP didn’t specify where they live. Who knows defamation law for the whole world?