Everything weird about this aside… Those mice are fucking adorable.

That would be an excellent birthday present.

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As someone who has a Fitbit I use to monitor my heart rate so I know when to slow down and when to keep pushing, I have never felt more seen.

What I’m getting is we need to sell the strawberries for $20 then?

But what if I’m allergic?

I do love me some bell peppers.

Gulf of Mexico.

Nah we turned “not being able to afford breakfast” into intermittent fasting.

Carl’s Jr. Fuck you.

Yes.

This is why I couldn’t have a time machine. I’d go back in time and fuck with people. Leave a modern day Bic pen deep in a cave in New Zealand, or a randomly shaped object with no clear use made from something like titanium in a forest in the middle of Brazil.

Plus now there’s an installation script that is really good for basic installs. Takes about 10 minutes now.

It usually takes about 8 seconds.

Hell yeah. I was in the hospital recently for some heart stuff. I kept the socks cuz they’re comfy.

I think we all did. I had both Transformers and Ninja Turtles toys.

And here I am taking off my entire birthday week off like a rube.