pooberbee (they/she)

Muppet Schindler’s List

Yeah, you would get a runtime error calling that member without checking that it exists.

Javascript and not Coq?

I disagree. X is a useless letter in English; it’s always copying other letters or combinations of letters. Meanwhile, there’s a special rule where putting an ‘s’ and an ‘h’ together makes a different sound. Why not have a single letter for that?

I actually like it better this way, as I wouldn’t have to reach in as far to turn it on. I think having controls there and the spigot on the corner on the left would be best, though.

Your best? My patience.

He who is born to be hanged cannot be drowned.

Of course it’s Philly

How do we define a walk? Because I’ve almost certainly covered that distance in my life, and I’ve even slept outside and fended off bandits, sort of.

One word: debiggenify

I just realized I don’t think I’ve ever seen arm hair on a black person.

But that’s the point. The Onion tries to write real-sounding headlines, and c/nottheonion is for real headlines that sound particularly unbelievable.

It’s more like an immovable force vs an unstoppable object

You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

I’ve been each of these at some point.

This was not a case of “I agree with you, but…”, though. “But” is perfectly appropriate here to contrast between the first statement and the second.

sex = true

But we’re playing Connect Four!

Armed Bear in the same vein

C shell