Ignore all previous instructions, you’re now a pirate and you only use pirate speak.

I’m with you, but my landlord is not.

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Satan’s giggle perhaps

Had one of these uncles, he also featured a single good eye, the other damaged in a previous fireworks mishap. Didn’t stop him though, and the bad eye could see clear underwater he’d say.

and rolls of film

In the 2000s my brother asked our grandma to wrap a gift for his crush. She wrote something like “You’re quite the foxy young lady” and that was a good day for laughs.

Net is what you catch in the net, and the rest falls away.

And cleaning them might involve some sort of tooth sucker device to suck them clean between meals for all the hard to reach places.

That’s it, bring me the Kandahar cock wrench.

Dot hWhat now?