Is this loss?

Good, let him rot in irrelevance, and prison.

Gift wrapping paper with hate imprinted on it didn’t sell well. Figures.

Just make sure you use burner number.

People you fucked over don’t sympathize with you?

Boo-fucking-hoo.

How sophisticated can a stove be it needs an app?

Also, how did you not catch that before buying?

I smash my open palm to my keyboard everytime I’m naming something.

In another news, I am currently looking for a job as my employer fired me for ‘improper variable naming’.

An opinion that gets him on the list.

Would I have to say yes if I let my wife roam cage free?

We can leave our company database in his hand.

Our company database is an excel sheet.

Nice

I think that’s after he boarded the plane. The dead cannot call the living after all.

Other trees, of course?

So… braindead?

This means either you’re hanging your ass for quite a while in the bathroom, or you just walk around butt naked.

Otherwise, you’d have some soggy underwear.

I see you’re into Pink Floyd

This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

That’s not how cinnamon stick works…

You’re supposed to grate it first.

Or you can boil it with the meat.

Exactly how I would answer!

I see you’ve met my company’s workhorse.