Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

I also noticed redoing a search sometimes yields different results despite using the exact same keywords.

I can’t believe this wasn’t an Onion piece. Lol.

Maybe the reason we haven’t found extraterrestrial life is because they, too, as a civilization have failed to stop itself from self-destruction.

Perhaps this is the bitter and paradoxical nature of life. The struggle to exist but is doomed to go extinct.

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