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My neighbor has multiple rooms worth of carpet buried in her yard. Seems last owner though it would make a cheap weed barrier when they replaced thier carpet. It’s in ALL her flower beds and several other spots in the yard.

One of my buddies had a AOL birthday party where we got the internet for “30 days free” and we just spent the time taking turns chatting with people in chatrooms.

It never makes it past a week at our household with three kids

Resutrants are going though it at a much quicker pace than your bottle at home.

Stick always in the butter dish for room temp and spreadable. Also for frying up stuff. Rest of it, in the fridge.

Almost all those things say “refrigerate after opening”. Probably not a huge deal at restaurants as they go through them quickly, but it absolutely can and will go bad.

I can appreciate that the plot twist wasn’t: “I don’t jerk off”