I was an adjunct instructor at a local technical college teaching computer hardware courses. One student asked me if a hard drive that was full weighed more than a hard drive that was empty.

Like driving on four basketballs

I know right?

https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/1865168652095639586

Groper Industries LLC

Based

But how much is it?

/s just in case

Well said, thank you.

Bright, shining, blinking, scrolling, red LED-illuminated flags m’dude.

She needs some therapy on boundaries and impulse control by the sound of it. Then again I’m going off a 5 second read and not a lifetime of experience so I am conceding that I do not know anything for certain.

I would say ‘hey, out of respect for you I am deleting this video, thanks for the gift, please get me a gift card to XYZ next time’. But yeah, first time? Give her the pass. If it happens again, GTFO.

Dog licked 'em.

All I see is *******

Like trump in snoopy’s body

sysadmin: continues to ignore auth logs

Mom: “We have CERN particle accelerator at home.”

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Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.

Mom’s spaghetti

You know it, brother

If this runs on Oracle we’re all gonna be just fine. It’s one of the slowest, clunkiest products ever made.

It’ll be unavailable on Sundays.

https://imaginationlibrary.com/ is her free books for kids project.

When the shrooms the homeless guy on the strip sold to you hit…