I mean there’s a sign in NJ saying the nearest one is 500 miles away

there’s one in Jersey that’s 580 miles away

anemoia

de_rats

embrace the spaghetti 🍝

you scared me for a second got me thinking I should be 40

it’s ok everyone, crisis averted, I’m still in my 30s, parent’s math just sucks

DORK SIDED!

I mean it’s better than capitalizing Random Words because you think it Looks Cool and it will Make America Great Again!

1/2+7 works pretty well

um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real

is it a mistake if they’re the only ones left who can use any language? I thought history was written by the victors

the venn diagram of people who say “I’m not racist” and actual racists is a circle

not really free if you keep feeding the machine

I may not agree with all his positions but he was at least a good dude and not a slimy crook

I miss Ron Paul and real conservatives

octopodes or octopuses

1. get rid of “do no evil”
2. invest in evil
3. ???
4. profit!