The three best flavors of jolly rancher are, in order: Watermelon, Green Apple, Blue Raspberry.

Sounds like there’s a non zero chance you’re transphobic.

Good timing as I have two flights today.

He looks like Temu Simon Cowell.

You don’t. The ToS for GoFundMe explicitly states it can’t be used for criminal defense funds.

Halloween just lets me know the good food holidays are around the corner.

Same. I have one or two things I’m really good at. And a lot of things I’m pretty ok at. In my field, theatre, being ok in a lot of things means I can fit into almost any space. Don’t make me your department head, but I can help pretty much every department except costumes. I used to think not being “master” level at these things made me a waste in space. Took me a while to realize “not as skillful” didn’t mean “skill-less.” I’d still rather be on stage but, I’m enjoying where I am for now.

I’m going to paraphrase Adam Savage.

I am mediocre at a lot of things. But the way I combine and use those skills are what make my skill set unique and what makes them great.

Oh, honey. No.

Heroes! Stop using the fucking apostrophe to pluralize.

Heroes. It has a plural form.

It’s the best flavor. Then it’s all dressed, then queso ruffles

And hoarding money that would provide housing, food, and medicine while people are dying or barely living paycheck to paycheck for the lack of those things isn’t immoral? Lick the boot harder. They might give you a fucking dîme.

r/iam14andthisisdeep

My grandfather used to sell frozen rats and mice to pet shops and zoos to feed the snakes and birds of prey. He sold live ones, too. It was fairly profitable. Was able to build a nice house because of it.

Every time I talk about anything with my dad around.

“You was…” I’m hoping that’s on purpose.

Renfield was so much fun.

Generated garbage.