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Because glitter bombs are so 2019…

I shit you not, Wendy’s in my area is currently promoting a “Krabby Patty Kollab” burger.

So we ARE living in the Matrix…

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Heathen! Praise Joe!

Exxcellent.

OH. MY. GOD. I’m an 80s kid and I loved Alf. How did I not connect this sooner?! This is amazing OP!

New life goal, open up a queer bar called “Ballgowns and Fractals”.

Healthcare would be great, but at this point I’d still settle for taco trucks on every corner…

“Were you there?” shudders with rage

GoldenEye split screen.

As a former teacher of younger kids, that feature probably makes them 10x less likely to be forgotten/lost. (The size is “youth 10-”) Agree it’s kinda gross, but kids are wired differently.

As an adult who grew up on sesame street and the muppets, it’s just the unabashed wholesomeness that I love. They were preaching inclusivity when I was growing up in a time/place that tried to force conformity. They weren’t cool, they were themselves, and that’s never a bad message for kids (or adults).

The newer movie (The Muppets 2011), co-written by Jason Segal, who also grew up with The Muppets, captures that vibe perfectly IMHO.

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

#FuckThePalePaleoPatriarchy

Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

I read(yelled) this entirely in Lewis Black’s voice.

Veridian Dynamics we can even make radishes so spicy that people can’t eat them, but we’re not because people can’t eat them, Veridian Dynamics, Food. Yum.

Spelled different, but seemed relevant.

“Wow, they sure did eat a lot of stickers.”