The music really made this one

He could have for all we know! He seems like the kind of guy who would put some real thought into writing his Christmas cards :>

Unlikely. Dude literally went to a Starbucks before the shooting and wrote a message in the bullets. That doesn’t scream “professional” too me

Detectives investigating the shooting reportedly found shell casings with the words ‘depose’, ‘deny’ and ‘defend’ inscribed on them.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14160575/UnitedHealthcare-CEO-Brian-Thompsons-widow-breaks-silence-reveal-received-threats-shot-dead.html

Plumbers call it ”Brown Friday" :>

I dunno, Fish Sandwich.

People love stories, who has a better story than Bran The Broken?

I like my cookies medium rare

Going from making calculators to making tanks is real easy:

TI-83 -> T-83

See? Take out one letter and you just made a Russian tank variant!

This dude’s English teacher was clearly a Jamaican

Oh oh! I know this one since I play Slice and Dice!

Those things are loaded with all the extra lead, cadmium, and PFAS that kids need to grow up strong!

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/09/business/lunchables-for-school-high-sodium-consumer-reports-wellness/index.html

HBO Rome was bomb diggity awesome

This meme would work better if that banana didn’t look like it yearned for the sweet release of death in banana bread.

Hey with two "y"s is grounds for execution.

Pls don’t kill me for posting this. A holy warrior already smote the guy that drew it 🙏

His hand is in his pocket to stabilize the swing from his massive dong 🍆

Jesus fuck that’s some 3rd degree burn 😂