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So THAT’S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness…

Right? And they don’t even explain toilet paper at the end. Big disappointment for people who’d want to know

Trying to remember whether I named the most recent copy of my resume shitstink.pdf or hellpiss.pdf

“Comin’ through, fuckers,” has always worked well enough for me. People tend not to ignore it.

Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don’t even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that’d be wayyy faster and easier.

That, or I was thinking this wasn’t even real, and was more of a “proof of concept” video with the ads edited onto the buildings. So, the person would have to stay still to make it easier to overlay the animations onto the building without having to worry about the angle getting messed up and making it too obvious when the angles of the animation and of the building’s face don’t line up.

I don’t really have any definitive proof of that, though, so it’s honestly only a guess

Yeah, an Alignment Issue

Down the street. The wind keeps blowing it away every time I bend over to pick it up and it keeps making me look like a huge asshole in front of the whole neighborhood

Jesus. Used to just be like 50 cents to add cheese. Now I’ve gotta drive all the way to Michigan??

And look- people can pull off the skinny elf look but they can’t pull off Orlando Bloom.

Hell, I’ve tried to do both. All it got me were some pants I can’t return and a restraining order. C’est la vie, I guess.

Chocolate Eclair. Nice texture. Really scrapes the sides clean.

What the fuck? These assholes stole my catchphrase

If Harris loses, I don’t even want to think of what the next four years will bring. But, whichever way it goes, I take at least some small solace in knowing the PAC text spam will finally shut the fuck up for a little while…

Like others have said, it’s loud, but it’s also that it’s a constant noise that can often tend to cut through whatever you’re currently trying to focus on.

Add on the tendency people have to feather the throttle (do leaf blowers have throttles?), making the noise really inconsistent and unpredictable, and it makes it difficult to keep what little focus you have.

Sometimes, when there’s like 3 different leaf blowers going at once, I can barely keep my train of thought if I can’t drown it out by turning my music all the way up. :\

*In Corolla intensifies*

Hah! Why would I go to all that trouble when there are a million other things I could do to get the dopamine now?

Oh, yeah. Right. Because I need to do that one thing to keep my life from degrading. But…there are a million other things I could do. Shit.

Hahah, yeah. Fuck those people. Let them suffer. Why should my hard-earned tax money go to helping people I don’t like? I’m not trying to victim blame or anything, I just think it’s their fault and they deserve to burn for it.

(If people need help, you help them. You don’t put conditions on it so that you can rescind help just to make a point.)

Wasn’t so long ago that someone would get laughed out of a room for taking the internet this seriously. People never planned for the inevitability of the internet being central to modern life, and, years later, here we are.

So, to whomever needs to hear it: Maybe start taking things like what this person is saying a little more seriously going forward.

Look, I respect your right to be how you are, but keep it in your church. I don’t need to see it everywhere I go, and I damn sure don’t want it anywhere near me. I don’t have a problem with you, but if you try any of that God shit on me, I’m gonna put you on your ass, bro.